The Orifice Triple Crown

This week we had a bath night for the ages.  We always wait to give Eli a bath until after he poos, you know, to avoid a mess.  Well, on this particular bath night, everything started off normally.  We undressed Eli and put him in the little tub.  We wash his face and start on his hair and then, BOOM!  Poo all over the place.  I pick up Eli while Rebecca empties and cleans out the tub.  Once it was filled with water again we put him back in to start over and POW!  Poo again!  It didn't seem like he should have anything left in his little system.  We joked about how we shouldn't move him because he might not be done yet and BLAM!  Poo number 3!  Unreal!  Of course, we had to go through the whole process of cleaning out the tub again and while I was holding Eli he sneezed and spit up on me.  There's little Eli, wide-eyed and smiling, seemingly purging himself right before our very eyes.  So pitiful yet cute.  All we could do was laugh about it.  When we were finally able to resume his bath, he celebrated by starting to pee.  We love you Eli.